You Know You Climb Too Much When..

• You look at every vertical surface you see as a potential climb.
• The neighborhood kids throw a frisbee on your roof and you go up the climbing wall attached to the house to get it for them.
• You feel weird when you're not wearing climbing shoes, harness, and full rack of gear.
• You decide it would be cheaper to buy your own shoe resoling equipment.
• You never meet anyone you've never met climbing who isn't a first-timer, no matter where you're climbing.
• You can't remember the last time you did something other than climb on your vacation.
• You wake up, put on your harness and shoes, and then realize it's a workday.
• Nobody ever wonders what they should get you for Christmas or your birthday.
• You solo a two-pitch 5.11 climb just to warm up for the day.
• You don't bother marking rope and gear so you'll know when it's too old to use, because nothing you buy lasts longer than three months anyway.