Things That Sound Dirty In Climbing But Aren't

• I'll need plenty of protection for this one.
• Want to use my rope or yours?
• Go ahead and tie in while I get my protection out.
• I hate it when my protection fails!
• That crack is big enough for your whole fist.
• I'm getting tired of hanging here, but I want to try it one more time.
• Better take a good selection of nuts.
• I wish I hadn't lost that piece of protection in the crack.
• Make sure you anchor in; I'm a lot heavier than you.
• Wow, what a great crack!
• Wow, Nice Rack!
• "Can you give me a belay?"
• Wow, did you see that girl's rack.
• Can I see your balls.
• Did you see the way she fingered that crack.
• I need to clean my balls.
• Said to a girl "hey, you got white stuff all over your face".
• What a greasy crack.
• Said to a girl "hey, can I use your rack for awhile?".
• Help me get tied in.
• You'll like this harness.
• My fist just wouldn't fit, so I went to a hand jam.
• "You'll need some of my nuts for that crack."