Signs You're A Climbing Junkie

• You hock your engagement ring so you can finally buy that portaledge.
• Your girlfriend/boyfriend breaks up with you for shouting climbing terms during sex.
• Dating just takes way too much time away from climbing.
• You turn down sex because you think it might hurt your redpoint attempt the next day.
• You insist to others that you really buy climbing magazines for the articles.
• When belaying an attractive member of the opposite sex, you don't notice their ass.
• Your REI dividend check could feed an Ethiopian village for ten years.
• You can't remember your social security number, but can give beta on climbs you did ten years ago.
• You refuse to date anyone who doesn't know how to belay.
• You become a 'regular' on rec.climbing.