CLIMBING'S NOT SO FAMOUS LAST WORDS:

• I don't need a helmet.
• Was that "on belay" or "off belay"?
• ROCK!
• No need for protection..it's only 5.6
• Did you hear something?
• I'm sure it was this way.
• I'm okay-It's just a little headache..
• No reason for that,I know where every crevasse is...
• I think the rope made it all the way down???
• Lets use this rock to rap from, it won't move.
• Lets go for the top, we'll get back before it gets dark.
• Your on belay... but whatever you do, don't fall!
• Can't be any harder than V.Diff, eh?
• Looks pretty crap ice from here. Your lead?
• "you remember how to tie it, right?"
• ITS ONLY 5.4!!!
• Any one got a map?
• Screw the weather report...we're climbing the North Face!
• Hey guys, WATCH THIS!
• Crampons schmampons. Let's just go.
• What's that loud rumbling noise up there?
• Avalan.....!
• It's only a crevasse, man. That's what we got these 'thingies' for right?
• Did anyone remember the cell phone?
• What's our phone number here?
• I should have listened to my wife.
• How much is your average funeral anyway?
• (whiteout conditions..) Don't worry, we'll find them tomorrow.